Sister Helena Burns the self-described "media nun" has a blog of original haiku called This Little Scramble which is a really neat site, and MOST unusual! I like this one:
I'm so sorry, God,
for just horizontal thoughts
like this one right here.
Since you know I love scavenger hunts on my sites, see if you can find her haiku about a wombat. (Really.)
If you like movies, you will also like her website, Hell Burns, where she talks thoughtfully about all that sort of media stuff.